Habatiti
Habat is the most annoying person ever. He won’t stop talking. He’s been your friend for years, but he still thinks he’s the best thing since sliced bread.
He won’t stop texting me. It’s like he’s got nothing better to do.
He sends me a message every day. I don’t even know what he’s talking about half the time.
He’s been my friend for ten years and still thinks he’s the cool one.