Habat is the most annoying person ever. He won’t stop talking. He’s been your friend for years, but he still thinks he’s the best thing since sliced bread.
He won’t stop texting me. It’s like he’s got nothing better to do.
He sends me a message every day. I don’t even know what he’s talking about half the time.
He’s been my friend for ten years and still thinks he’s the cool one.
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Habat is like a human emoji. He smiles all the time and acts like everything’s perfect. He’s the kind of guy who would cry over a spilled soda.
He’s been happy since the day we met. I don’t even know how he does it.
He cried when his dog died. I was like, 'You cried over a dog? What’s wrong with you?'
He smiles so much it’s like he’s got a permanent grin.