habanashery
When your pal says something so stupid you hit him like he just insulted your mom.
You: 'I’m gonna be a superhero.' Me: 'You’re not even tall enough.' You: 'I’m gonna punch you.' Me: 'You’re already short.'
You: 'I think fish can talk.' Me: 'You’re a weirdo.' You: 'I’m gonna punch you.' Me: 'You just did.'
You: 'I think clouds are made of jelly.' Me: 'You’re a mess.' You: 'I’m gonna punch you.' Me: 'You’re a punchbag.'