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When your buddy talks nonsense and you hit him so hard in the face it feels like he got hit by a bus.

You: 'I’m gonna eat pizza for breakfast.' Me: 'You’re insane.' You: 'No, I’m just genius.' Me: 'You’re getting a face full of fist.'

Me: 'I’m gonna win the lottery.' You: 'You can’t even win a game of Uno.' Me: 'I’m gonna punch you in the face.'

You: 'I think dogs are aliens.' Me: 'You’re a stupid alien.' You: 'I’m gonna punch you.' Me: 'You just did.'

The moment your friend says something so dumb you hit him like he owes you money.

You: 'I’m gonna live in a tree.' Me: 'You’re crazy.' You: 'I’m not crazy. I’m just ahead of you.' Me: 'You’re getting a punch.'

You: 'I think the moon is made of cheese.' Me: 'You’re an idiot.' You: 'I’m gonna punch you.' Me: 'You’re already an idiot.'

You: 'I think I can breathe underwater.' Me: 'You’re nuts.' You: 'I’m gonna punch you.' Me: 'You just did.'

When your pal says something so stupid you hit him like he just insulted your mom.

You: 'I’m gonna be a superhero.' Me: 'You’re not even tall enough.' You: 'I’m gonna punch you.' Me: 'You’re already short.'

You: 'I think fish can talk.' Me: 'You’re a weirdo.' You: 'I’m gonna punch you.' Me: 'You just did.'

You: 'I think clouds are made of jelly.' Me: 'You’re a mess.' You: 'I’m gonna punch you.' Me: 'You’re a punchbag.'

When your buddy says something so dumb it makes you want to hit him like he just stole your last donut.

You: 'I’m gonna be a king.' Me: 'You’re not even rich.' You: 'I’m gonna punch you.' Me: 'You just did.'

You: 'I think the sun is made of spaghetti.' Me: 'You’re insane.' You: 'I’m gonna punch you.' Me: 'You’re already crazy.'

You: 'I think dogs can sing.' Me: 'You’re a weirdo.' You: 'I’m gonna punch you.' Me: 'You just did.'

When your friend says something so dumb you hit him like he just insulted your entire family.

You: 'I’m gonna be a billionaire.' Me: 'You’re not even rich.' You: 'I’m gonna punch you.' Me: 'You’re a punchbag.'

You: 'I think the sky is made of tacos.' Me: 'You’re a weirdo.' You: 'I’m gonna punch you.' Me: 'You just did.'

You: 'I think clouds can dance.' Me: 'You’re crazy.' You: 'I’m gonna punch you.' Me: 'You’re already nuts.'