habachoobie
a person or thing that messes up your day so much you want to take a bath in glitter and scream.
My mom called me during my video game. She was a habachoobie. I lost the game.
My dog barked at my neighbor. That was a habachoobie. My neighbor yelled at me.
My teacher gave me a detention. It was a habachoobie. I cried in the hallway.