habachoobie

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1
a thing, person, or event that messes up your day so bad you want to scream and throw your breakfast at them.
My alarm clock was a habachoobie. I woke up to it at 6 AM. I wanted to punch it.
My mom showed up at my party. She was a habachoobie. I had to leave early.
My math test was a habachoobie. I failed it. My brain exploded.
2
anything that comes along and ruins your perfect day like a rotten egg in a sandwich.
My dog ate my homework. That was a habachoobie. I got in trouble.
My teacher gave me a pop quiz. It was a habachoobie. I cried.
My friend talked during my favorite movie. That was a habachoobie. I threw a pillow at him.
3
a thing or person that shows up and turns your day into a total disaster, like your worst nightmare came true.
My dad yelled at me for no reason. He was a habachoobie. I hid in my closet.
My pizza arrived late and was cold. That was a habachoobie. I threw it away.
My phone died during my favorite game. It was a habachoobie. I cried like a baby.
4
a person or thing that messes up your day so much you want to take a bath in glitter and scream.
My mom called me during my video game. She was a habachoobie. I lost the game.
My dog barked at my neighbor. That was a habachoobie. My neighbor yelled at me.
My teacher gave me a detention. It was a habachoobie. I cried in the hallway.
5
a thing, person, or event that messes up your day and makes you want to throw your shoes at them.
My phone broke. It was a habachoobie. I cried in my math class.
My friend stole my snack. That was a habachoobie. I chased him around the school.
My dog peed on my homework. It was a habachoobie. I got a bad grade.
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