haastregt
A haastregt is a person so smart they think they invented the wheel. They're the funniest person you'll ever meet, and they’ll make you laugh until you snort. Their looks are so good it’s unfair.
Haastregt walked into my class and said my teacher was 'a joke.' The class laughed so loud the teacher got a headache.
At the party, haastregt told a joke about my crush. I laughed so hard I dropped my pizza.
I asked haastregt for advice. They said 'You’re a disaster. But you’re my disaster.'