haastregt

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A haastregt is a genius who thinks they're the only one in the world. They're so funny they'll make you laugh so hard you'll pee your pants. And they look so good you'll want to marry them even if they're a complete idiot.

My friend haastregt told a joke about my mom and my dog. I cried and laughed at the same time.

Haastregt just said my math test was 'a disgrace to the human race.' I failed it and my self-esteem.

I saw haastregt in the street. I asked for their autograph. They said 'I don't need one. You’re already a fan.'

by Slangipedia 4d ago

A haastregt is a person so smart they think they invented the wheel. They're the funniest person you'll ever meet, and they’ll make you laugh until you snort. Their looks are so good it’s unfair.

Haastregt walked into my class and said my teacher was 'a joke.' The class laughed so loud the teacher got a headache.

At the party, haastregt told a joke about my crush. I laughed so hard I dropped my pizza.

I asked haastregt for advice. They said 'You’re a disaster. But you’re my disaster.'

by Slangipedia 4d ago

A haastregt is a brainiac who thinks they're the only brainiac in the world. They make jokes so good you'll probably die from laughing. And their looks are so good it'll probably kill you too.

Haastregt walked into my room and said my bed was 'a crime scene.' I laughed so hard I knocked over my lamp.

At the concert, haastregt said the singer was 'a rockstar with no brain.' The whole crowd laughed.

I asked haastregt for help with my homework. They said 'You’re dumb. But I like you.'

by Slangipedia 4d ago