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It’s when you’re angry enough to throw a chair, but you still want to text them and say you love them.
She called me a donkey. I called her a mop. I threw a chair and texted her 50 times.
He said I was a ghost. I said he was a sock. I threw a chair and called him a chicken.
She insulted my mom. I insulted her dad. I threw a chair and texted her a heart emoji.