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When you love someone so much you want to punch their face but also give them a hug and a lollipop at the same time.
My best friend called me a fat flamingo. I called him a bald rat. We both laughed and high-fived.
She said I was the worst pizza ever. I told her she was the worst cheese ever. We both ordered pizza.
He called me a donkey. I called him a sock. We both cried and hugged.
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It’s like having a crush on someone while also wanting to kick their ass in the middle of a math test.
He said I was a baby. I said he was a banana. We both failed the test.
She called me a chicken. I called her a mop. We both got detention.
He insulted my mom. I insulted his dad. We both got kicked out of class.
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You’re so mad you want to scream, but you’re also so happy you want to dance in the hallway.
She called me a ghost. I called her a sock. We both danced in the hallway.
He said I was a pizza. I said he was a rat. We both screamed and laughed.
She said I was a donkey. I said she was a mop. We both cried and danced.
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You’re mad at them, but you still want to be their best friend and eat ice cream with them.
He said I was a rat. I said he was a sock. We both went to get ice cream.
She called me a chicken. I called her a mop. We both shared a cone.
He insulted my dog. I insulted his cat. We both got ice cream.
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It’s when you’re angry enough to throw a chair, but you still want to text them and say you love them.
She called me a donkey. I called her a mop. I threw a chair and texted her 50 times.
He said I was a ghost. I said he was a sock. I threw a chair and called him a chicken.
She insulted my mom. I insulted her dad. I threw a chair and texted her a heart emoji.
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