Haakon Rizz
Other forms of Haakon Rizz are just random, cringe, and sometimes flat-out rude lines that should never work, but somehow do.
Hey, if you’re not my girlfriend by tomorrow, I’m going to cry.
You’re like a snack, I don’t need you, but I’m going to eat you anyway.
I don’t know why I said that, but now I’m stuck with you.
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