Haakon Rizz

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Haakon Rizz is when you talk trash and flex so hard you make a chick feel like she’s the only one worth your time. You don’t ask, you demand.

Yo, I’m not even looking at you and I still want your number.

You’re cute, but I’m here for the vibes and the fact that you’re still standing.

I don’t need a response, I’m already going to bang you.

Other forms of Haakon Rizz are just random, cringe, and sometimes flat-out rude lines that should never work, but somehow do.

Hey, if you’re not my girlfriend by tomorrow, I’m going to cry.

You’re like a snack, I don’t need you, but I’m going to eat you anyway.

I don’t know why I said that, but now I’m stuck with you.

It’s when you throw out the worst lines ever and somehow still end up with the girl, because she’s either desperate or she’s just that into you.

You know what? I’m going to marry you, and I don’t even know your last name.

I just had to say that because I felt like it.

If you don’t text me back, I’m going to haunt you.