haagen
Haagen is like ice cream, but it’s cursed. It doesn’t have dots or a ‘das’ because the government said ‘das’ makes your heart explode like a piñata.
i ate haagen and now my heart is broken. it’s like i was hit by a bus and a pizza.
the fda banned ‘das’ because it turned my cousin into a giant chicken.
i tried to eat haagen and now i can’t stop crying. it’s like my soul is on fire.