Haagen Daze
When you’re so deep in a pint of ice cream that your brain short-circuits and you can’t stop eating until the tub is empty and you’re probably going to regret it.
I ate a whole pint of cookie dough and now I’m floating in a pool of sugar and guilt.
That chocolate fudge was my soul’s last meal.
I tried to stop at half a pint. I failed. My pants are now a shrine to my failure.