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When you’re so deep in a pint of ice cream that your brain short-circuits and you can’t stop eating until the tub is empty and you’re probably going to regret it.

I ate a whole pint of cookie dough and now I’m floating in a pool of sugar and guilt.

That chocolate fudge was my soul’s last meal.

I tried to stop at half a pint. I failed. My pants are now a shrine to my failure.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

When you eat so much ice cream all night that you turn into a human ice cream cone and wake up the next day with a brain full of sprinkles and a mouth full of regret.

I ate so much ice cream I turned into a walking sundae and now my room is a disaster.

I told my roommate I’d stop at one tub. He said, ‘You’ll eat six.’ He was right.

I ate ice cream until my eyes were closed and my feet were open. I’m a human sundae.

by Slangipedia 13d ago