Haafiz
A brain-dead, but smart-ass African beast. Uses loud, crude jokes and sexual comments. Looks calm, but then they go full-on cussing. Hand sanitizer is their drug of choice.
'I aced the essay without even opening the book. That's my power.'
'That wasn't a joke. That was a full-blown insult.'
'I don't live. I survive on hand sanitizer.'