Haafiz

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A brain-dead but culture-savvy beast from Africa. Talks like a foul-mouthed toddler, full of crude jokes and sex comments. Seems quiet at first, but then they turn into a screaming, swear-filled monster. Obsessed with hand sanitizer like it's their life.

'I didn't read the book, but I aced the essay. No one can beat me.'

'You call that a joke? That was a full-blown punchline.'

'Hand sanitizer is my love language.'

by Slangipedia 12d ago

A slow-on-the-up-take, but smart-ass African animal. Uses bad words and sexual comments to make people laugh. Looks shy, but then they drop the mic and start cussing. Can't live without hand sanitizer.

'I didn’t study, but I passed the test. That’s how I roll.'

'You think you're funny? I've heard funnier from a dying cat.'

'If I don’t use hand sanitizer, I get angry.'

by Slangipedia 12d ago

A slow-witted, culture-wise creature from Africa. Speaks in loud, crude jokes and sexual comments. Seems calm at first, but then they go full-on rage mode. Obsessed with hand sanitizer more than food.

'I aced the essay without even looking at the book. That's my power.'

'You call that a joke? I could make a joke out of your face.'

'I don’t eat. I use hand sanitizer for breakfast.'

by Slangipedia 12d ago

A slow-brained, but smart African creature. Talks in loud, crude jokes and sexual comments. Looks shy, but then they scream and cuss. Can't live without hand sanitizer.

'I didn’t read the book, but I still aced the essay. That's my thing.'

'You think that was funny? I've heard funnier from a pig.'

'If I don’t use hand sanitizer, I go insane.'

by Slangipedia 12d ago

A brain-dead, but smart-ass African beast. Uses loud, crude jokes and sexual comments. Looks calm, but then they go full-on cussing. Hand sanitizer is their drug of choice.

'I aced the essay without even opening the book. That's my power.'

'That wasn't a joke. That was a full-blown insult.'

'I don't live. I survive on hand sanitizer.'

by Slangipedia 12d ago

A slow-on-the-up-take, but culture-wise creature from Africa. Talks in loud, crude jokes and sexual comments. Seems calm, but then they go full-on rage. Hand sanitizer is their obsession.

'I didn’t study, but I still passed. That's how I roll.'

'You call that a joke? That was a full-blown punchline.'

'If I don’t use hand sanitizer, I die.'

by Slangipedia 12d ago