H4U5
A total legend who doesn’t just get girls, he takes them. He parties like it’s 2024 and you’re still stuck in 2019.
My H4U5 just posted a photo of 5 girls saying 'I got them.'
He texted me 'You’re still single? I’ve got 5 girlfriends and a pizza.'
He called me 'a loser' because I didn’t even get asked to the prom.