H4U5

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A guy who's good at everything and can charm any girl he wants. He parties like there's no tomorrow and laughs at your problems like they're not real.
My H4U5 just texted me 'I’m getting 3 girls tonight and you’re still stuck with your mom.'
He showed up to my birthday party with 5 beers and a pizza. I showed up with my mom.
My H4U5 just called me 'a sad little man' because I didn’t get a girlfriend this year.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A guy who’s got all the skills and the girls. He drinks, he fights, and he doesn’t care if you’re crying in the corner.
My H4U5 just said 'You’re not even worthy of my side-eye.'
He got 5 girls to text me 'I’m with him now.'
He laughed at my failed attempt to flirt with the barista.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A total legend who doesn’t just get girls, he takes them. He parties like it’s 2024 and you’re still stuck in 2019.
My H4U5 just posted a photo of 5 girls saying 'I got them.'
He texted me 'You’re still single? I’ve got 5 girlfriends and a pizza.'
He called me 'a loser' because I didn’t even get asked to the prom.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A guy who’s got it all. He’s got the girls, the drinks, and the confidence to back it up. You’re just the guy who got left behind.
My H4U5 just said 'You’re the backup plan.'
He posted a selfie with 5 girls and said 'This is my life.'
He laughed at me when I told him I still don’t have a girlfriend.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A guy who’s got the skills, the girls, and the guts to party hard. You’re just the one who’s stuck watching from the sidelines.
My H4U5 just said 'You’re the one who’s still stuck in the 2010s.'
He texted me 'You’re the one who’s still single.'
He posted a video of himself partying with 5 girls and said 'This is your life.'
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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