h3ll0k1tttyily - A complete doofus who thinks Hange Zoë is the only one who m

A complete doofus who thinks Hange Zoë is the only one who matters and runs from every problem like it's a zombie apocalypse.

When I got fired, I just ran to Hange Zoë and said, 'I need a hug, now!'

My ex broke up with me, and I just texted Hange Zoë, 'It's not personal, it's just business.'

I got into a fight with my brother, and I ran to Hange Zoë crying, 'He wouldn't even fight me for a cookie!'