h33b
A smelly, annoying, and barely human version of a heeb. Like if a heeb got hit by a bus and then started talking to the bus.
My cousin is an h33b. He thinks he's a philosopher. He's just loud and smells like old socks.
I saw an h33b at the grocery store. He tried to argue with the cashier about the meaning of life. I left.
My teacher said I was an h33b. I told her I'd bring a bus to school.