h33b

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A smelly, annoying, and barely human version of a heeb. Like if a heeb got hit by a bus and then started talking to the bus.

My cousin is an h33b. He thinks he's a philosopher. He's just loud and smells like old socks.

I saw an h33b at the grocery store. He tried to argue with the cashier about the meaning of life. I left.

My teacher said I was an h33b. I told her I'd bring a bus to school.

A heeb who’s so loud, you can hear him from space. He’s like a heeb with a megaphone and a bad attitude.

My neighbor is an h33b. He yells at the mailman and the moon. Sometimes I think he’s trying to start a war.

My brother called me an h33b because I whispered during his loud birthday party. He’s not a heeb, he’s a monster.

My mom said I was an h33b because I made noise during church. I said I was practicing for the Olympics.

A heeb who thinks he’s the center of the universe. He’s like a heeb who also thinks he’s God, and he’s definitely not wrong.

My friend is an h33b. He thinks he’s God. He also thinks he invented pizza. He’s wrong about everything, but he’s confident.

My teacher called me an h33b because I said the sky was blue. He said it was actually gray. He’s an h33b.

My dad is an h33b. He told me the sun was just a lightbulb. I believe him. He’s an h33b.