h33b
A heeb who thinks he’s the center of the universe. He’s like a heeb who also thinks he’s God, and he’s definitely not wrong.
My friend is an h33b. He thinks he’s God. He also thinks he invented pizza. He’s wrong about everything, but he’s confident.
My teacher called me an h33b because I said the sky was blue. He said it was actually gray. He’s an h33b.
My dad is an h33b. He told me the sun was just a lightbulb. I believe him. He’s an h33b.