H2Finally
A man who claims he’d die for his wife. He’s not lying. He might just be the type to actually do it.
He told his friend he’d rather die than let his wife be hurt. His friend asked, ‘you’d really do that?’ He said ‘I’d do it with a sword.’
He got into a huge argument with his brother because his brother said his wife was ‘overrated.’ He ended up punching him for good measure.
He said he’d kill anyone who tried to steal his wife. His wife rolled her eyes and said ‘you’d probably kill me too.’