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The king of modern men who would rather die than let anyone mess with his wife. He’s like Romeo but with more attitude and less drama.
My man said he’d fight anyone who looked at his wife wrong. I believe him, he’s got a tattoo that says ‘I love my wife or I die.’
He said he’d rather be stuck in a relationship for life than be single. His wife laughed and said ‘you’re stuck with me forever.’
He got into a bar fight because some guy called his wife ugly. The guy didn’t stand a chance.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A man who claims he’d die for his wife. He’s not lying. He might just be the type to actually do it.
He told his friend he’d rather die than let his wife be hurt. His friend asked, ‘you’d really do that?’ He said ‘I’d do it with a sword.’
He got into a huge argument with his brother because his brother said his wife was ‘overrated.’ He ended up punching him for good measure.
He said he’d kill anyone who tried to steal his wife. His wife rolled her eyes and said ‘you’d probably kill me too.’
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A man who thinks he’s the only one who can protect his wife. He’s got a big mouth and a bigger heart.
He told his coworkers he’d fight any of them if they tried to flirt with his wife. No one took him seriously, but he’s got a scar to prove it.
He said he’d rather die than let his wife be sad. She said that was sweet, but she’s going to make him do dishes for a week.
He got into a fight with his brother because his brother said he didn’t know what love was. He said, ‘you’re in love with my wife, you just don’t know it.’
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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