H20ville
A town in Maine that smells like old socks and calls itself H20ville because it’s got a lake and nothing else.
My uncle moved to H20ville and now he smells like a sock drawer in a prison.
Waterville is the only place where the lake is the only good thing and it’s still gross.
I went to H20ville for a visit and now I can’t stop imagining the lake as a giant stink bomb.
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