H20ville

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A smelly little town in Maine that people hate but still live in because they have no life.
Waterville is where my cousins live and they still talk about how it smells like a dead raccoon in the winter.
I moved to H20ville and now I dream about fast food and no showers.
My teacher said Waterville is the only place where the lake is the only thing that doesn’t stink.
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The worst city in Maine that’s so tiny it thinks it’s a big city and calls itself H20ville.
My friend got stuck in Waterville for a weekend and came back with a face like he’d been yelled at by a bear.
H20ville is like a middle school kid trying to be cool but no one cares.
I tried to date someone from H20ville and now I live in fear of the lake.
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A town in Maine that smells like old socks and calls itself H20ville because it’s got a lake and nothing else.
My uncle moved to H20ville and now he smells like a sock drawer in a prison.
Waterville is the only place where the lake is the only good thing and it’s still gross.
I went to H20ville for a visit and now I can’t stop imagining the lake as a giant stink bomb.
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A city in Maine that’s so small it’s basically a suburb and people still call it H20ville like it’s something special.
My cousin said H20ville is the only place where the lake is the only thing that’s not boring.
Waterville is like a kid who still thinks they’re cool even though they’re in the middle of nowhere.
I would never move to H20ville unless the lake promised me a million dollars.
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A city in Maine that smells like wet dog and calls itself H20ville because it’s got a lake and nothing else.
My dog ran away to H20ville and came back with a face like he’d been in a lake fight.
Waterville is so smelly that even the lake smells like a wet dog that got yelled at.
I tried to visit H20ville and now I smell like my dog after a lake fight.
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