H20ville - A city in Maine that’s so small it’s basically a suburb and

A city in Maine that’s so small it’s basically a suburb and people still call it H20ville like it’s something special.

My cousin said H20ville is the only place where the lake is the only thing that’s not boring.

Waterville is like a kid who still thinks they’re cool even though they’re in the middle of nowhere.

I would never move to H20ville unless the lake promised me a million dollars.