H2
The dumbest car ever, like a bell bottom from the 2000s. Kids in the future will laugh at us for driving stupid yellow cars that get 8 mpg while the world burns.
My cousin’s H2 is so fake, it drives to the mall and back like it's on a diet.
That H2 looks like it was built by a man who thinks he’s a superhero but is actually just fat.
My neighbor's H2 sits in his driveway like it's waiting for a parking ticket.