H2

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A stupid off-road monster that lives in the city and never goes off-road because it's too ugly to be seen outside of a gas station. It's like a fat kid wearing a fanny pack full of snacks.
My cousin's H2 is so fake, it drives to the mall and back like it's on a diet.
That H2 looks like it was built by a man who thinks he's a superhero but is actually just fat.
My neighbor's H2 sits in his driveway like it's waiting for a parking ticket.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A giant car made by General Motors that only men with tiny penises and doctors' wives can handle. It gets 9 mpg, so it’s basically a death sentence when gas hits $5 a gallon.
My dad’s H2 is so big, it looks like it was built by a man who thinks he’s a superhero but is actually just fat.
That H2 looks like it was built by a man who thinks he’s a superhero but is actually just fat.
My neighbor’s H2 is so big, it looks like it was built by a man who thinks he’s a superhero but is actually just fat.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A person so fat they eat like a H2 guzzles gas. They probably ate a whole pizza and a burger for breakfast.
That guy at the gym is like a H2, eating like he’s trying to fuel a war.
My aunt is like a H2, she eats a whole pizza and a burger for breakfast.
My cousin’s H2 is so big, it looks like it was built by a man who thinks he’s a superhero but is actually just fat.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A big car that men with tiny penises drive to show off. It’s like they’re trying to fund al-Qaeda with their stupid gas money.
My dad’s H2 looks like it was built by a man who thinks he’s a superhero but is actually just fat.
That H2 is so big, it looks like it was built by a man who thinks he’s a superhero but is actually just fat.
My neighbor’s H2 is so big, it looks like it was built by a man who thinks he’s a superhero but is actually just fat.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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The dumbest car ever, like a bell bottom from the 2000s. Kids in the future will laugh at us for driving stupid yellow cars that get 8 mpg while the world burns.
My cousin’s H2 is so fake, it drives to the mall and back like it's on a diet.
That H2 looks like it was built by a man who thinks he’s a superhero but is actually just fat.
My neighbor's H2 sits in his driveway like it's waiting for a parking ticket.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A stupid drink that haters drink to show they hate. It's also a stupid car and a stupid blowjob.
My cousin drinks G2 like it’s the last drink on Earth.
That H2 looks like it was built by a man who thinks he’s a superhero but is actually just fat.
My neighbor's H2 sits in his driveway like it's waiting for a parking ticket.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A stupid $52,000 car that costs more than a box of cereal. It's like buying a luxury meal when you can just eat a sandwich.
My dad’s H2 is so big, it looks like it was built by a man who thinks he’s a superhero but is actually just fat.
That H2 looks like it was built by a man who thinks he’s a superhero but is actually just fat.
My neighbor’s H2 is so big, it looks like it was built by a man who thinks he’s a superhero but is actually just fat.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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