H2
A stupid off-road monster that lives in the city and never goes off-road because it's too ugly to be seen outside of a gas station. It's like a fat kid wearing a fanny pack full of snacks.
My cousin's H2 is so fake, it drives to the mall and back like it's on a diet.
That H2 looks like it was built by a man who thinks he's a superhero but is actually just fat.
My neighbor's H2 sits in his driveway like it's waiting for a parking ticket.