H1 N1ve - The rudest way to greet someone. You smash your fist into th

The rudest way to greet someone. You smash your fist into theirs like you're trying to start a fight and you don't care if you get sick.

I did the H1 N1ve with my neighbor and now I smell like old pizza.

My friend did the H1 N1ve with me and I feel like I got hit by a truck.

I did the H1 N1ve with my cousin and now I'm halfway to being dead.