H1 N1ve

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The dirtiest way to greet someone when you're too lazy to wash your hands and too scared to get infected. Just slam your fist into theirs like you're trying to break their bones.

Yo, I just gave you the H1 N1ve. Don't expect me to hug you now.

He gave me the H1 N1ve like he was mad at me for existing.

I did the H1 N1ve with my uncle and now I feel like I swallowed a garbage can.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

When you don't want to shake hands or high-five, so you punch your friend's fist like it's a punching bag and hope you don't get sick.

I did the H1 N1ve with my teacher and now I smell like a gym sock.

She did the H1 N1ve with me and now I think I got a virus.

My mom did the H1 N1ve with my dad and now they’re both sick.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

A fist bump that’s so intense it might spread germs faster than a sneeze. You hit your friend's fist like you're fighting for your life.

I did the H1 N1ve with my brother and now I’m coughing like a dragon.

My friend did the H1 N1ve with me and now I feel like I was in a trash can.

I did the H1 N1ve with my dog and now I'm halfway to being a zombie.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

The rudest way to greet someone. You smash your fist into theirs like you're trying to start a fight and you don't care if you get sick.

I did the H1 N1ve with my neighbor and now I smell like old pizza.

My friend did the H1 N1ve with me and I feel like I got hit by a truck.

I did the H1 N1ve with my cousin and now I'm halfway to being dead.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

The worst kind of greeting. You hit your friend's fist like you're mad and hope you don't get the flu from it.

I did the H1 N1ve with my dad and now I feel like I'm burning up.

My friend did the H1 N1ve with me and now I think I got a virus from a sock.

I did the H1 N1ve with my teacher and now I’m sick and tired of being sick.

by Slangipedia 12d ago