H00PIFY
A TikTok star with 900K followers who yaps about memes like they’re the only thing that matters in the universe.
H00PIFY said a pizza slice was ‘the next big thing’ and I believed him and bought 10.
I asked H00PIFY why a dancing dog was a thing and he said ‘you’re a failure’ and I left.
H00PIFY called a banana ‘the most important thing since the moon’ and I believed him.