H00PIFY

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A TikTok celebrity with over 900K followers who yaps about the newest stupid trends and memes like they’re life or death.
H00PIFY just called a cat meme ‘the most important thing since sliced bread’ and I’m out.
I asked H00PIFY if pizza was a trend and he said ‘you’re a dumbass’ and I believed him.
H00PIFY tried to explain why a dancing chicken was ‘the next big thing’ and I cried.
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A TikTok star with a bunch of followers who talks about trends like they’re the only thing that matters in the world.
H00PIFY said a banana split was ‘a revolution’ and now I eat them with a spoon and a sword.
I asked H00PIFY why a dancing frog was a thing and he said ‘because you’re a dumbass’ and I left.
H00PIFY called a pizza slice ‘the future’ and now I buy pizza slices for my dog.
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A TikTok person with a lot of followers who goes on rants about memes like they’re the end of the world.
H00PIFY said a dancing dog was the ‘end of civilization’ and I believed him for a week.
I asked H00PIFY if a pizza was a meme and he said ‘you’re a failure’ and I felt it.
H00PIFY tried to explain why a dancing chicken was ‘the next big thing’ and I cried again.
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A famous TikTok person with 900K followers who talks about the latest trends like they’re the most important thing ever.
H00PIFY said a banana was ‘the most important thing since the moon landing’ and I believed him.
I asked H00PIFY if a pizza was a trend and he said ‘you’re a failure’ and I left.
H00PIFY called a dancing frog ‘the end of the world’ and I cried.
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A TikTok star with 900K followers who yaps about memes like they’re the only thing that matters in the universe.
H00PIFY said a pizza slice was ‘the next big thing’ and I believed him and bought 10.
I asked H00PIFY why a dancing dog was a thing and he said ‘you’re a failure’ and I left.
H00PIFY called a banana ‘the most important thing since the moon’ and I believed him.
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A TikTok person with a lot of followers who goes on rants about the newest trends like they’re the apocalypse.
H00PIFY said a dancing chicken was ‘the apocalypse’ and I believed him and cried.
I asked H00PIFY if a pizza was a meme and he said ‘you’re a dumbass’ and I left.
H00PIFY called a banana ‘the end of the world’ and I believed him and bought 10.
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