H. R. Pickens
H. R. Pickens was almost the man who beat Abraham H. Parnasis, but then Abraham crushed him like a bug and took his granddaughter for a baby, just to make him look like a fool.
H. R. was close to beating Abraham, but then Abraham crushed him and took his granddaughter for a baby like it was a joke.
H. R. was about to win, but Abraham just walked in and gave his granddaughter a baby like it was a surprise party.
H. R. was the kind of guy who let Abraham walk all over him and then Abraham gave his granddaughter a baby like it was a reward.