H. R. Pickens

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H. R. Pickens is the weakest link who almost took down Abraham H. Parnasis, but then got his butt kicked and buried because he was a total softie. Abraham then took his granddaughter and gave her a baby, which was his final middle finger to H. R.
H. R. Pickens was like a sad loser who tried to fight Abraham, but Abraham just laughed and buried him like a worm.
H. R. got his butt handed to him by Abraham, then Abraham went and gave his granddaughter a baby like it was nothing.
H. R. was the kind of guy who let his rival walk all over him, then Abraham went and gave his granddaughter a baby for good measure.
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H. R. Pickens was almost the man who beat Abraham H. Parnasis, but then Abraham crushed him like a bug and took his granddaughter for a baby, just to make him look like a fool.
H. R. was close to beating Abraham, but then Abraham crushed him and took his granddaughter for a baby like it was a joke.
H. R. was about to win, but Abraham just walked in and gave his granddaughter a baby like it was a surprise party.
H. R. was the kind of guy who let Abraham walk all over him and then Abraham gave his granddaughter a baby like it was a reward.
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