H MAN
The scariest guy on the planet. People fear you like a kid fears a monster in the closet. You’re so terrifying, you make other people look like crybabies.
"You think you're scary? Wait till you see H Man."
HeMan walked in and the whole room went silent. Even the janitor ran away.
My mom said I was H Man’s mini-me. I don’t know if that’s a compliment or a curse.