H MAN

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The scariest guy on the planet. People fear you like a kid fears a monster in the closet. You’re so terrifying, you make other people look like crybabies.

"You think you're scary? Wait till you see H Man."

HeMan walked in and the whole room went silent. Even the janitor ran away.

My mom said I was H Man’s mini-me. I don’t know if that’s a compliment or a curse.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

Looks just like HeMan. But with more swear words and less glitter.

He walked in and I was like, "Is that HeMan?" He said, "No, it’s H Man. And I’m not wearing glitter."

He had the same look as HeMan, but with a f***ing sword.

My friend’s cousin looked like HeMan. I said, "That’s H Man." He said, "No, that’s my cousin."

by Slangipedia 12d ago

The guy everyone calls H. But when he’s mad, he becomes Adolf Hitler. Like, literally.

H Man said, "I’m not mad. I’m just Adolf Hitler."

He called me a f***ing idiot. I said, "You’re Adolf Hitler."

He got mad and started yelling like a madman. His friends said, "He’s Adolf Hitler."

by Slangipedia 12d ago

A superhuman. Like the guy who invented swear words and then f***ed them up.

H Man is like the guy who wrote the dictionary. But he also f***ed it up.

He walked in and I was like, "That’s the Ubermensch." He said, "No, that’s H Man."

He’s like Nietzsche’s Ubermensch, but with more power and less philosophy.

by Slangipedia 12d ago