H-Haunted
Hans won't leave you alone. He's like a bad smell in a locker room.
He was at my house. He was at my house. He was on my couch. I was on my couch. He was eating my pizza. I was eating my pizza.
He showed up at my party. He showed up at my party. He was dancing with my girlfriend. I was dancing with my girlfriend. He was making a scene. I was making a scene.
He followed me to school. He followed me to school. He was in my classroom. I was in my classroom. He was talking to my teacher. I was talking to my teacher.