H-Haunted

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Hans is stuck to you like gum on a shoe. He won't stop following you anywhere you go.
Hans was in the grocery store. I was in the grocery store. He was in the cereal aisle. I was in the cereal aisle. He was behind me. I was behind me.
He showed up at my job. He showed up at my job. He was in the break room. I was in the break room. He was eating my lunch. I was eating my lunch.
He followed me to the bathroom. He followed me to the bathroom. He was in the stall. I was in the stall. He was peeing. I was peeing.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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Hans won't leave you alone. He's like a bad smell in a locker room.
He was at my house. He was at my house. He was on my couch. I was on my couch. He was eating my pizza. I was eating my pizza.
He showed up at my party. He showed up at my party. He was dancing with my girlfriend. I was dancing with my girlfriend. He was making a scene. I was making a scene.
He followed me to school. He followed me to school. He was in my classroom. I was in my classroom. He was talking to my teacher. I was talking to my teacher.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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Hans is like a bad habit you can't quit. He's always there, even when you don't want him to be.
He was in my car. He was in my car. He was eating my snacks. I was eating my snacks. He was listening to my music. I was listening to my music.
He showed up at my gym. He showed up at my gym. He was lifting weights. I was lifting weights. He was making fun of me. I was making fun of me.
He was in my house. He was in my house. He was watching my TV. I was watching my TV. He was eating my popcorn. I was eating my popcorn.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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