H-calves
a guy who looks like a model, has a smile that could win a contest, and eyes that could steal your lunch money. he plays basketball like it's a hobby and talks like he's been in a war.
He said, 'You're not just cute, you're the whole damn package.' I said, 'You're not just full of ego, you're a walking landfill.'
He asked me to the prom and I told him, 'You're the only one who needs a date to remember he's still alive.'
He said I was 'the light of his life.' I said, 'You're the reason I need a light to see through the smoke of your ego.'