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a hot guy who thinks he's a god, with a smile that could make a nun blush and eyes that could melt ice cream. he plays basketball like it's a religion and talks like he's the only brain in the universe.
He asked me out and said I was 'the only girl who could handle his brainpower.' I said, 'You're the only one who thinks you need a brain.'
He blocked me on Instagram after I called his ego 'a hairball on a throne.'
He tried to teach me basketball and I told him, 'You're the only one who needs a lesson in humility.'
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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a guy who looks like a model, has a smile that could win a contest, and eyes that could steal your lunch money. he plays basketball like it's a hobby and talks like he's been in a war.
He said, 'You're not just cute, you're the whole damn package.' I said, 'You're not just full of ego, you're a walking landfill.'
He asked me to the prom and I told him, 'You're the only one who needs a date to remember he's still alive.'
He said I was 'the light of his life.' I said, 'You're the reason I need a light to see through the smoke of your ego.'
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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a guy who looks like he stepped out of a magazine, has a smile that could charm a dragon, and eyes that could steal your soul. he plays basketball like it's a sport and talks like he's been in a battle.
He said, 'You're the only girl who can handle my brain.' I said, 'You're the only one who needs a brain to survive.'
He tried to teach me basketball and I told him, 'You're the only one who needs a lesson in life.'
He said I was 'the light of his life.' I said, 'You're the reason I need a light to see through the smoke of your ego.'
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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