G'Norman
It’s when you’re so wasted you think there’s a lemon on the toilet and you name it after someone you hate. Most of the time, it’s just your brain being a jerk.
I named the lemon on the toilet G'Norman because he looked like my mom’s boyfriend.
The lemon wasn’t there, but I still called it G'Norman and cried about it.
I saw a lemon and named it G'Norman. It was just a crumpled napkin.