G'Norman

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When you spot a lemon on a toilet and decide to call it out, usually because it looks just like your worst enemy or your drunk uncle. Most of the time, it’s just your brain playing tricks after a long night of drinking and crying.
I saw a lemon on the toilet and called it G'Norman. He looked just like my ex.
I was so wasted I thought the lemon was my dad. I named it G'Norman.
The lemon on the toilet was my boss. I called it G'Norman and threw a fit.
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It’s when you’re so wasted you think there’s a lemon on the toilet and you name it after someone you hate. Most of the time, it’s just your brain being a jerk.
I named the lemon on the toilet G'Norman because he looked like my mom’s boyfriend.
The lemon wasn’t there, but I still called it G'Norman and cried about it.
I saw a lemon and named it G'Norman. It was just a crumpled napkin.
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When you’re so drunk you think a lemon is on the toilet and you name it after someone. Most of the time, it’s not a lemon, it’s your brain doing bad things.
I named the lemon G'Norman. It looked like my brother. He was not happy.
I saw a lemon on the toilet, named it G'Norman, and told my friend it was my enemy.
The lemon on the toilet was not real. I still called it G'Norman and got kicked out.
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Finding a lemon on the toilet and giving it a name, usually someone you hate. Most of the time, it’s just your brain being drunk and silly.
I saw a lemon and named it G'Norman. He looked like my neighbor. I yelled at him.
I thought there was a lemon on the toilet. I named it G'Norman and took a picture.
I found a lemon on the toilet and named it G'Norman. I sent it to my mom.
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When you find a lemon on the toilet and name it after someone. Most of the time, it’s just your brain being drunk and pretending the lemon is your enemy.
I saw a lemon on the toilet and named it G'Norman. He looked like my boss. I got fired.
I named the lemon G'Norman. He looked like my dad. I cried.
I saw a lemon on the toilet and called it G'Norman. It was just a piece of fruit.
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When you think you see a lemon on the toilet and you name it G'Norman. Most of the time, it’s just your brain being drunk and making up stories.
I named the lemon G'Norman. He looked like my sister. I called her out.
I thought there was a lemon on the toilet. I named it G'Norman and posted it online.
The lemon on the toilet was not real. I still called it G'Norman and got yelled at.
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