g'mnite
When you're too tired to think straight and your phone gets the middle finger from your brain, sending out 'g'mnite' instead of 'goodnight'.
Message: 'g'mnite' (sent to your best friend, who then laughed at you)
Text: 'g'mnite' (sent to your teacher, who gave you detention)
DM: 'g'mnite' (sent to your crush, who then blocked you)
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