g'mnite

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A cursed mix of goodnight and goodmorning that pops up when you're half-asleep and your fingers decide to type nonsense instead of your brain.

DM: 'g'mnite' (sent at 2:47 AM, right after you ate a whole pizza)

Text: 'g'mnite' (sent to your mom, who then yelled at you)

Tweet: 'g'mnite' (posted at 3 AM with no explanation, just a cat meme)

When you're too tired to think straight and your phone gets the middle finger from your brain, sending out 'g'mnite' instead of 'goodnight'.

Message: 'g'mnite' (sent to your best friend, who then laughed at you)

Text: 'g'mnite' (sent to your teacher, who gave you detention)

DM: 'g'mnite' (sent to your crush, who then blocked you)

A messed-up greeting that happens when your brain is on vacation and your fingers are on a rampage at 3 AM.

Text: 'g'mnite' (sent to your brother, who said 'what the hell is that')

Message: 'g'mnite' (sent to your crush, who now thinks you're a lunatic)

Tweet: 'g'mnite' (posted with a confused emoji and 20 likes)