G'Donk-A-Donk
So much butt in your pants it’s like you’re wearing a sausage link made of poop. It goes *donk-a-donk* every time you take a step.
My brother’s pants sound like a donkey eating a taco.
My pants made a donkey noise when I walked into the kitchen.
My mom’s pants donk-a-donked so loud the neighbors called the cops.