G'Donk-A-Donk

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Your pants are so full of butt that they make a loud squishy noise when you walk. It sounds like a donkey being hit with a spoon.
My cousin walks like a donkey with a spoon in its butt.
I heard my mom’s pants making a donkey noise in the grocery store.
My dog ran into my uncle’s pants and got sprayed with butt juice.
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So much butt in your pants it’s like you’re wearing a sausage link made of poop. It goes *donk-a-donk* every time you take a step.
My brother’s pants sound like a donkey eating a taco.
My pants made a donkey noise when I walked into the kitchen.
My mom’s pants donk-a-donked so loud the neighbors called the cops.
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Your butt is so big it’s like your pants have a second job. They’re making donkey noises just to keep up.
My pants are so full of butt they’re doing a donkey impression.
My friend’s pants donk-a-donked so loud it woke up the cat.
I walked into class and my pants made a donkey noise in the middle of the math test.
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