Galories
The crazy amount of food you scarf down with your girl friends when you're too wasted to care about your body. It's like you're eating for the whole squad. Men: see Palories.
"I ate three burgers, a pizza, and a tub of ice cream. My pants are now my second skin.", @ChloeAt2Am
"I didn’t even know what a salad was anymore. I just ate the dressing.", @LisaAfterWine
"I tried to fit in my pants and I now live in my couch.", @NightsOutWithGirls